This is not going to be an in depth
explanation of my relationship with my sister, but basically, it’s very
complicated. When it’s good, we are best
friends (which is about 70% of the time). When it’s bad, we hate each
other for an hour and then we're fine. I can’t say if this is normal or not, but it
is for us.
A little info about my sister, Meagan:
she is the most irritating human being on the planet. She’s 5”10, so I can never borrow her nice
clothes or shoes. She leaves her shoes pressed
against the couch and I get heart failure every time I kick them (we had a
little dog who was deaf and was always underfoot). She’s really good at maths and numbers and
stuff and is even busy with her Honours degree in Financial Management – I like
to defer all numeric questions to her.
She also watches the WORST movies that everybody has to be subjected
to.
Meagan has many talents and many
skills, but makeup is not one of them.
Not in a bad way, like she can’t do her makeup. She just has zero interest in it and only
uses makeup for meetings and nights out.
The rest of the time, she really can’t be bothered. (Not that it matters since she kind-of looks
pretty). I have decided to compile a
list of her most hilarious comments related to makeup that any makeup lover has
probably heard before.
“Can
you just do my makeup for church tonight?
We’re leaving in like 5 minutes.”
Erm... well, what exactly do you want
me to do in 5 minutes? I can’t even do
my own makeup in 5 minutes. I mean,
you’re going to church – all the miracles are there!
“What’s
bronzer?”
Meagan is deathly pale at the best of
times. The only colour she usually gets
in her face is on her nose when her allergies are acting up. This comment came from my suggestion that she
apply a bit of bronzer to warm up her face a little.
“I
was going to put bronzer on, but then I looked in your makeup and I didn’t know
which one was the bronzer.”
*Face palm*
“We
can’t go at (whatever time) because Melissa is going to do a full face of
makeup”
Ok, Father Time. I’ll just use bronzer to add dimension to my eyelids instead of doing a full eye
look.
“Can
you hurry up? We need to leave for
church!” *while doing her makeup*
Excuse me, but you’re never going to
find your tall, good-looking, Christ-following, God-fearing husband at church
if your blush is not blended. No one
wants to marry Chico the Clown.
“Can
I borrow a lipstick? Like a light
colour?”
You’re going to have to be more
specific than that...
“What
are you doing???” *in public*
Blending your blush, Chico!
“Why
can’t I use my fingers to put my foundation on?” *after giving her a makeup
sponge*
Honestly, Meagan, I can’t keep
explaining this to you. Just do as I
say.
“Can
I use this spray stuff? What’s it for?”
Yes, use the Essence one. Fix+ will block your pores. *crosses fingers*
“I
feel like it’s a little dark for a day-time brunch.”
Shut up, you’re fabulous.
I still love her though.
Side note: she could write a very
similar article about the ridiculous questions I’ve asked her. This post is not to make fun of her in any
way – she isn’t into makeup the same way I am not into the Queen like she
is. Different strokes.
Let me know if you can relate to any
of these comments! I can't be the only person who has experienced some of these comments!
Love and light ♡♡♡