Sunday, October 7, 2018

Tattoo101




If you’ve been following me for a while, you’ll know that I love tattoos and I love my own tattoos.  I do, however, come from a very conservative Christian family, so there were a lot hurdles I encountered when I began my body art journey (and still do).  This post is just a little summary of my experience thus far and the important lessons I’ve learnt along the way. 

Lesson #1: Don’t jump the gun

I was 19 when I got my first tattoo.  Yes, I got a butterfly, yes, it was a rash decision, no, I did not intend for it to have a tribal vibe, and no, I do not regret it entirely.  I got my next two tattoos only 8 years later, when I was 27, and my most recent this year. 

Tattoos are expensive and painful, but tattoo removal is even more expensive and even more painful.  You need to be 100% certain that what you are having done is something you will love as much in 60 years time as you do the day you have it done. 

My personal advice to anyone who asks is “never get a tattoo in your teens or early 20’s”.  This obviously would not apply to every person, but I personally feel that my best decisions have been made since I turned 27.  Like I said, I don’t regret getting my butterfly when I was 19, but I also wish that I’d waited a little longer and given the design more thought. 

Lesson #2: Do your research

This, again, is a lesson from my first tattoo.  I basically waltzed into a tattoo shop, picked a butterfly from a flip file on the counter and waited for my tattoo artist to finish eating her pie before she worked on me. 

I’m not saying you won’t get the design you want from a sample book in a tattoo shop, but realistically, whatever you have in your head is always going to be quite different to something else on paper (unless you saw it somewhere else). 

If you have a specific idea in mind, spend some time online.  If there are plenty ideas that are similar, don’t be afraid to ask your artist to tweak the designs to make it perfect.  

Also, research your artists.  Don’t expect a tattoo artist who specialises in Japanese designs to be able to pull off a life-like portrait of your grandmother on your arm (I’m not saying that they can’t do it – I’m just saying you should check that they can). 

More importantly, be aware of the price.  When it comes to tattoos, you get what you pay for.  Tattoo artists spend hundreds of hours as apprentices, practising their craft before they bring a needle anywhere near human skin.  They are within their rights to charge upwards of R3500 for large pieces, because of the amount of time and effort they have invested in their career.  Don’t be a cheap ass.

Lesson #3: Trust your artist

Like I said, your tattoo artist has (ideally) spent hundreds of hours practising, so he/she knows a lot more than you do.  If you ask for a design and they tell you that certain elements cannot be done, it’s because it won’t work.  Arguing with them is kind of like you telling your doctor what medication you require.  You are not qualified.  Either adapt to the compromise that any decent artist will offer you or ask your second cousin to tattoo you in your garage and be sorry in a month. 

Lesson #4: Aftercare is everything

It’s no good finding a tattoo artist who can give you the most amazing art on skin and then you don’t follow the aftercare instructions. 

My artist recently told me about a guy who had work done on his forearm and walked out of the shop, took off his wrap and went straight to a bar, where he spent the night leaning on the bar and had the tattoo slapped twice.  Needless to say, he got a bacterial infection and now the tattoo is ruined. 

Aftercare instructions differ slightly between tattoo artists but there are some golden rules:
  1. Keep your tattoo wrap on for the first few hours after.  You have just had your skin repeatedly pierced with a needle.  Any unnecessary exposure to unsterile conditions is risky and dumb. 
  2. Keep your tattoo clean.  Like I said, you’ve just stabbed yourself with a needle a million times.  Wash the area thoroughly with soap and hot water to prevent any infection.  I use a face cloth that I don’t use for any other purpose and wash my tattoo with soapy fingers, dabbing the area with the face cloth to rinse it.  Just make sure your hands are clean. 
  3. Keep your tattoo moisturised.  Your tattoo is only going to look as good as the skin it’s on.  Also, dry skin can result in your new tattoo scabbing and cracking, which can damage the quality of the tattoo if they are picked off before they’re ready, and it’s going to be very difficult to not scratch them off because dry skin is itchy.  You can use any fragrance-free cream or special tattoo aftercare cream.  I personally prefer Bennett’s Baby Bum Creme because it’s fragrance-free, ultra-moisturising and contains zinc oxide, which promotes skin healing. 


Lesson #5: It’s your body

Like I said, I come from a very conservative home so making the choice to celebrate art on my body was heavily frowned upon (but my cousin has his ex-girlfriend’s initial on his neck, so at least I’m not that bad).  At the end of the day, though, it’s my body and I think what I’ve put on it is absolutely beautiful.  I really don’t care what anyone else thinks of it (though it’s always nice for it to be appreciated). 

At the same time, you do need to be mindful of placement.  As much as society is warming up to free expression of individuals in the workplace, you’re probably not going to be hired with a face tattoo (unless you’re a tattoo artist, maybe).  I work in HR and enforce policy, including dress code, so even though I love my art, I need to wear sleeves to work and tuck my septum piercing up before meetings.  The line between professionalism and creativity is very thin, however, in recent times but I’m not sure corporate is ready for septum rings and neck tattoos. 



If you’re looking to get a tattoo, I really hope this article helped you in your decision.  Tattoos require a large amount of thought and consideration, as well as objective information.  

On a subjective note, I would  recommend my tattoo artist, Mike, at Cyberskin in Randpark Ridge, if you are keen to get some work done and you live in the Johannesburg area.  I trust Mike entirely (not only because he went to school with my mom and knows she'll break his knees) with my skin and have never been disappointed by any of his work.  



Wishing you love and light until next time ♡♡♡

PS.  Not all of these images are my own.  I've used photos from Google image search.  If any of these photos are yours, please send me a private message on my socials and I'll credit you.